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Offline babylon5

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excuse's that help when asked about scars
« on: September 21, 2012, 07:04:14 PM »
over the years i have been asked lots of times about my arms so i thought i would start a thread for excuse's that you have used when asked about scars and stuff


here are some that i have used sometimes with clients and kids if they ask when shopping


"What happened to your arms?"

"I work as a tiger tamer"

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See, the thing with shadow boxing is, you have to remember that if you arent above fighting dirty neither is your shadow.... (then try and look a bit unhinged)

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Person: What happened to your arm...?
You: My dog doesn't like to be bathed.
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Hey dude, i have little kittens at home.. They love to play.. With my hands

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person : what happened to your arms?!

You : What happened to your manners? ... * walk away *

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"What happened to your arm?"
"Ever try to hug a koala? They're not as cuddly as they look."

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"What happened to your arm!"
"Oh, I got into an argument with a hat and coat rack the other morning."
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What happened to my arms?? I got in a fight with Freddy Crugger and won


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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2012, 07:52:35 PM »
I love your answers!  rotfl

I can't actually think of anything witty or anything to top yours! Is it wrong that I found them funny??!  ::-\:
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Offline Tallulah

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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2012, 07:56:52 PM »
I don't tend to be witty with it. I just say I was ill and then move on...

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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2012, 08:03:47 PM »
I love your answers!  rotfl

I can't actually think of anything witty or anything to top yours! Is it wrong that I found them funny??!  ::-\:
no it isnt wroung i just think people shouldnt ask about the marks as if i say what they realy are they avoid me so i make up somthing stupid plus i hate nosy people

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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2012, 08:25:32 PM »
Yeah I totally agree with you. I think it's a bit rude. Mine are hidden so no-one sees them. I used bio oil on my arm and now they've all gone apart from the hidden ones :)
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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2012, 09:39:32 PM »
I work with children so they often ask, I alwys say" I was careless with a tool, so never use one without a grown up!"  :party: :pirate:

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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 10:43:07 PM »
i work with socail workers and when they have a trainie socail worker on placement and they ask about my arms i just say " Never p*ss off the boss her nails are sharp" said it in front of her once she just said "yep they are" rotfl

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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 01:20:30 AM »
i work with socail workers and when they have a trainie socail worker on placement and they ask about my arms i just say " Never p*ss off the boss her nails are sharp" said it in front of her once she just said "yep they are" rotfl

Haha I like that one :) It is good that your boss has a good sense of humour too  ;D
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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 06:19:56 AM »
For humour I say I am a lion tamer.

For more serious times I say I put my hand through a window.

After 10years in animal care though most people assume they're from animals though...

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Re: excuse's that help when asked about scars
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 12:04:56 PM »
its useful working with paper work in a shop - i can say its paper cuts!!
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